Wednesday, February 13, 2013

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

If I had any actual readers, they might have thought this blog was getting the light turned out on it after a few weeks of inactivity. Truth is that the past 2 weeks have been the toughest 2 weeks of my life. But it looks like the B-Court All-Star household may have been through the worst of it, and greener pastures are waiting. So, I’ll make my triumphant return with, of all things, a mini-parody of the classic Christmas poem “Twas the Night before Christmas.” Why? Because as much as going into all the gory details would be somewhat cleansing, it would be just too painful too. And why else? Because f*** everything, that’s why!

Zero!

Twas the night of February 12th, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
The baby had eaten, Krissy got her meds
No more sleeping on plastic chairs and hospital beds
So, join with us in a celebratory dance
And a welcome home party from a few friendly ants
Their long adventure was over from which they had come
Krissy, Christopher, and Jacob were finally home

...and they lived happily ever after.

The End.

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